Giving you one more excuse in avoiding your work.
Posted in meanderments on May 11th, 2009
Hello hello, my friends from the other side. Yes, I am addressing you, the fat people of the world.
The reason for this address is due to a certain perplexing circumstance which I’ve been contemplating in recent time. You see, I’m skinny. I have legs that, without the hair, make most girls jealous by their sheer [...]
Posted in meanderments on Dec 21st, 2008
The other night I was at a friend’s house (Mat Black). There were several of us socializing. This friend of mine has a small dog as a house pet. My friend also has a roommate who also has a dog, only this one is large.
The large dog is overly friendly and very eager to violate [...]
Posted in meanderments on Apr 8th, 2008
We often will look back at societies now past, and chuckle at their naive beliefs. The world is flat … (I was going to list others, but I’ll let you guys add the list in the comments (that’s a big fat old hint that you should comment, much love)).
Many back in the day did [...]
Posted in meanderments on Feb 25th, 2008
We are born. We are raised. We are educated. We choose a career. We reproduce. We die.
Metaphorically speaking, society is a huge clock tower. And we as individuals are cogs in that clock tower.
Where do I fit in?
That seems to be the golden question. Everyone passes [...]
Posted in meanderments on Feb 11th, 2008
Life is to be alive. But life is to be balanced. Life will always be balanced. There may be a short period, or short delay between the large changes and the balance counteracting that change. In the end, it’s all balanced.
I want to discuss one element of life, and how balance [...]
Posted in meanderments on Jan 9th, 2008
Now featuring Listen-As-You-Read!
How many of you have been going about your daily routine, and happened to see that random homeless person going about their way?
I can tell you I have, and let me just say this, I’ve never thought too deeply about the life of a homeless person.
In the past I’ve seen the homeless in [...]
Posted in meanderments on Dec 25th, 2007
This story is about Timmy, a nine year old, hopeful little boy. Just last Christmas, Timmy had asked for a pony. Much to his dismay, Christmas morning came and not a pony in sight.
The other gifts had softened the grief; but the pony remained in the back of his mind. The weeks [...]
Posted in meanderments on Dec 19th, 2007
The Early Greeter. This is an individual we are all aware of. We know they lurk out there, in public places, cafes, hospitals, airports … these people have no boundaries.
Other people are awkward. It’s the human species natural reaction to itself. You’re casually walking down a long corridor. You notice [...]
Posted in meanderments on Dec 7th, 2007
Picking up from where we left off in Part IV; also be sure to read Part III. And Part II, and Part I before that.
You find the door with your forehead. A resonating “Thud!”; your vision is suddenly dancing with thousands of brightly colored spots. You pick yourself up from off the [...]
Posted in meanderments on Dec 5th, 2007
Picking up from where we left off in Part III; Be sure to read Part III. And Part II, and Part I before that.
You’re not sure what to make of this. The flames are difficult to understand, this couldn’t be an actor. What…
The gentleman raises his voice to you, “Well hello, I’d [...]