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burger king and jack in the box

Cassie wrote:
Who’s in the Burger King suit? And why doesn’t he ever speak?

I can only assume you are talking about the soul of the Burger King. The real suit is that Jack in the Box guy. Literally, the guy is motivated by business and business alone. Don’t let all that talk about the chabada bread fool you.

Similarities between BK and JB include excellent poker face, and never-ending happiness. The Burger King guy does seem to show up in more unusual and sometimes awkward places.

It’s my guess that the Burger King, despite the name, is actually the inferior fast food overlord. He is the heroin peasant in the kingdom of Jack in the Box. Because of this, he keeps a low profile, being a mute allows more anonymity.

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