Giving you one more excuse in avoiding your work.
Posted in meanderments on Dec 25th, 2007
This story is about Timmy, a nine year old, hopeful little boy. Just last Christmas, Timmy had asked for a pony. Much to his dismay, Christmas morning came and not a pony in sight.
The other gifts had softened the grief; but the pony remained in the back of his mind. The weeks [...]
Posted in news on Dec 24th, 2007
Its now Christmas Eve, and as you may know, it is Monday. I’ll be delaying the regularly scheduled Monday (and Wednesday) post for my Christmas Themed Meanderment which will be posted Christmas day (which is tomorrow, otherwise known as the 25th).
Remember, Santa is still watching you, so be good. Also be sure to [...]
Posted in ponderments on Dec 21st, 2007
Paul writes:
Why is it that two pieces of flesh pushed together on a woman is called cleavage, but on a plumber is called a crack?
Generally speaking, cleavage is considered a good thing. While “plumbers crack” (which is not to be confused with crack cocaine) is considered a bad thing.
I don’t want to [...]
Posted in meanderments on Dec 19th, 2007
The Early Greeter. This is an individual we are all aware of. We know they lurk out there, in public places, cafes, hospitals, airports … these people have no boundaries.
Other people are awkward. It’s the human species natural reaction to itself. You’re casually walking down a long corridor. You notice [...]
Posted in news on Dec 17th, 2007
As recent events have unfolded, its obvious the Ponder Line function is being quite the problem child.
I’m really really confused as to what this is. My latest suspicion is that my database is somehow “corrupt”. Not truly corrupt, but when i did the migration from the linux hosting and the upgrade from 2.1.1, I [...]
Posted in ponderments on Dec 17th, 2007
Mat Writes:
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation or a murder?
The answer to this question is fairly simple. You write that the person “threatens”, meaning there has been no killing. Obviously this excludes murder as a possibility. But sometimes hostage situations evolve [...]
Posted in ponderments on Dec 14th, 2007
Natalie said:
How do you know if you’re in love? If thats really what it is.
Love is a tragedy. Which when you think about it, is a really good thing, right? It plays so well into the genre. Love is the tearing of souls which allows them to mend together in [...]
Posted in ponderments on Dec 12th, 2007
Paul Writes:
Why is it that we are told to cleave together as husband and wife. Yet a cleaver splits or separates apart, and cleavage implies space between two objects?
In the world there exist individuals. These individuals start out in what we call “not” a relationship. As time goes on, and due to [...]
Posted in ponderments on Dec 10th, 2007
Meg wrote:
I am really good at meeting people and making them like me, but after I have talked to them for a bit, I have no desire to form a friendship. These are nice people, and I could have tons of friends, but I don’t have any interest. People often think I am [...]
Posted in news on Dec 8th, 2007
An extremely disappointing discovery was made by myself today. I performed a functionality test on the Ponder Line. I found that it is not working.
Recently my email provider experienced some system-wide issues with their email services. This could be the cause, but i highly doubt it. It is more likely that [...]