Ponder Place

Beth wrote:

So how come whenever you are going to have pizza at work or school, everyone always calls it a “pizza party”, when in reality it is no party at all, just lunch. It is not like every time you eat sandwiches it becomes a sandwich party. Yet when pizza is served it is consistently called a “pizza party”?

Nobody realizes what everyone knows, and that is pizza is just another way of spelling peace.

Seriously, give me one situation that cannot easily be resolved by introducing freshly baked pizza, and I’ll give you a situation unrecorded in human history.

Its mind boggling, but true, the reason the human species has such a bloody history, particularly in the early advent of humankind, was that pizza had not yet been discovered.

I don’t know when pizza was discovered, I’m not a doctor, but I imagine it was around the same time they discovered Papa Johns.

You and I should be eternally grateful pizza was discovered and implemented before our time. What a bleak and barbaric existence it would be.

Everyone loves peace (yes, even the haters), and because pizza is in essence peace; it naturally draws a crowd. And you can’t really have a party without a crowd (actually I believe the minimum amount of people needed for a party is two). This is why you must call all pizza events a party.

It’s not only for those gathered to partake and offer gratitude to what pizza has done for our species. But a humbling reminder of where mankind has been, and a comforting reassurance of where we are going.

Is there any question in any body’s mind why the war in Iraq is still ongoing? They don’t have pizza! It’s inhumane really, instead of Blackwater security; we need a gaggle of pizza chefs creating peace in the distant land of Iraq.

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