The Birds Of Arizona
Jul 23rd, 2007 by Stephen

Cassie wrote:What’s the deal with kamikaze birds in Arizona? I can’t drive anywhere without 5 birds trying to smash themselves into my vehicle. It’s terrifying! Is it the desert heat? Hormones? A sign that the world is coming to an end?
While I’m sure the world is coming to an end and all, I’m almost certain the manifestation of such an event would not be presented through the flying habits of birds.
Granted, I am merely a mortal man; it just seems there would be a more purposeful sign.
I’m not sure I even want to go into how this could possibly be related to the bird’s hormones. Are they attempting to mate with the glass? Weird, and yet if you are a bird watcher, this would probably be an awesome experience.
I’m not going to expand on the other types of individuals that would find this type of display appealing. Use your imagination.
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pshhhhh. you’re no help. i had 3 run into my car the other day and i called you about it, and still…nothing?