Who Needs Car Headlight Wipers
Jul 20th, 2007 by Stephen
Danielle wrote:So windshield wipers, yeah, there great for car windows but why headlights? Who in the heck one day just woke up and was like (light bulb) I think I’ll put windshield wipers on car headlights. hmmm. In my 7 years of driving I’ve never thought to myself, damn I need some wipers for my headlights. I just don’t get it!
But Danielle, in your seven years of driving, have you ever had the option of using headlight-wipers?
I do agree with you though. I’ve never found myself driving and wishing for headlight wipers.
The most important benefit experienced by those with headlight wipers is the bling effect.
Much like the Grill (teeth), and large necklaces, having wipers on your headlights is just another way of showing everybody how important you are. A way of proving that you are important enough to have wipers on your light dispensers.
And that in and of itself is highly important.
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hello snow storms! the perfect condition for headlight wipers, that is until they freeze to the light. Or senario two mud bogging at night…perfect for headlight wipers.
Amen. I have had to pull over and wipe the snow off of my headlights because they were completely covered by snow. Besides, the only car that I am aware of that has this feature are volvos. Whos really buys those anyway.
well….when you live in Arizona you don’t need them. and they’re just stupid looking…and why not just get outta the car and wipe the mud off? cuz then your car doesnt look retarded with wipers on it. and theres a lot of people with volvos. As of right now tho I’m in Michigan and i still have never had to wipe my lights off bc of snow. If they were really thaaat useful then why aren’t they on every car??
I know for a while there in the 90’s Mercedes had a thing with headlight wipers.
I’m with Stephen on this one, I’m pretty sure that Mercedes coined the whole idea of headlight wipers. Probably on the S-class which is pretty much the end all for pioneering new amenities in cars. How dare you speak ill of the name Volvo. It’s a little known fact that Volvo is one of God’s greatest creations. Anyone who owns a Volvo is like 400% smarter than everyone else… that’s right. Volvo is just that good.
And no, I don’t own a Volvo… curses!