Ponder Place

Mat Black wrote:

Stephen –

I have a friend, let’s call her Mallory; she wants to know why she should spend the time asking a question on your site.

Do you have a good response for her?

Dear Mallory,

I understand your apprehension in submitting a Ponderment request. A person’s first Ponderment request is a beautiful experience. It is not to be taken lightly, and I appreciate your giving this important life step all due consideration.

I think I know just what you need to hear to calm your fears. Let me ask you a series of questions. I don’t expect you to answer them; to ask these questions of yourself will suffice.

Have you ever had troubles in life and wondered what Stephen would do?*

Have you ever wondered how all the haters are going to learn to love better?*

Have you ever wondered why sex and bunnies are still cute?*

Have you ever wondered how you could save the baby?*

Have you ever wondered if you have an S.T.D.?*

My dear not-yet-a-friend-but-will-soon-be Mallory, these are questions that can all be answered at www.ponderplace.com. This is the reason Ponderments are born every day.

Mallory, it’s not a question of whether or not you will join the ponderplace.com family. It is a question of when. And the answer to that question is whenever you feel comfortable in taking this important step in your life. This incidentally is now.

Most important of all, you will have my guidance through this process. I’m here to help you, I am your friend. I am your closest-distant-associate. I can make your dreams come true; as long as said dreams consist of writing questions to an obscure person on the internet and receiving response via web postings.

I’m here for you.

*See this page to gain a better understanding of the above questions.

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