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Blackmat wrote:

More and more I am hearing about these pills you can take for male enhancement?
What are they talking about? How can an individual take a pill and be enhanced?

Blackmat,

You are just now hearing of them?

I’m surprised, as this is something which has easily reached the elementary level of our public schooling systems. In order for a 5th grade drug dealer to earn his/her chops, he/she has to have easy access to male enhancement, oxycotton, speed, and mary janyne.

Though I could be wrong.

Enhancement is a funny thing. Steroids are an enhancement that will allow you to perform better in all physical tasks, with the exception of intercourse. The enhancement comes in the form of added endurance, and increased strength.

Ecstasy (MDMA), the one source I investigated on this enhancing drug did not actually detail any of the enhancing effects. They chose instead to focus on the negative effects of Ecstasy.

From what I’ve gathered in the Media (Movies, Music, etc) ecstasy enhances ones sense of touch. I’d imagine it also does stuff to your sense of smell, but I’m not certain. While under the influence of ecstasy you will find yourself touching upholstery, drapery, and kittens. Kittens are definitely high on that list.

Also, I warn you against having sex while on ecstasy. Due to the drugs enhancing effects, post-ecstasy sex is said to be dull. And really, who wants to be poppin X when they are in their 50’s and 60’s just to get it on.

Speaking of getting it on while in your 50’s and 60’s, there is another form of enhancement. This one applies directly to the male gender. It’s called Viagra.

It’s quite an expensive drug. This is the reason I always buy my Viagra through online mailing lists. I’m able to obtain a considerable discount using this method of purchase. If you have any trouble locating such a list, let me know, I’ll hook you up. There is an elementary school just down the street.

I should also mention the dangers of Viagra. It’s like Axe deodorant spray. It attracts girls like crazy. You will need to take caution, as using these two products in unison will likely result in the explosion of your existence. Which would be unfortunate, as you would then be dead.

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